First Lines: When Night looked down, it saw its own eyes staring back at it. Two big black eyes, both full of stars. At first Night ignored them.
I got this book a few months back from Uppercase, but I kind of let it sit on my shelf forever because I just wasn’t sure what to make of it. I hadn’t really heard of it at all before it arrived in the mail and it seemed like the type of book I had to be in just the right mood to read.
In the enchanted city of Brooklyn, there are two types of people: the people who can party without worrying about anything and the people stuck in the working class district where the chance of death is much, much higher. This is Vassa’s neighborhood, where she lives with her stepmother and two stepsisters. Nearby is a convenience store owned by Babs Yagga, a women whose policy is to behead anyone caught shoplifting in her store–and sometimes innocent people when the mood strikes. When Vassa’s stepsister sends her out for light bulbs, Vassa knows this could easily be a suicide mission. But with a little big of luck and a magical wooden doll from her mother named Erg, Vassa might just break the curse and free her neighboorhood. But when Bab’s doesn’t play fair, what will Vassa do?
This book was weird. Like A.G. Howard’s Splintered series weird. The kind of weird where you have to read sections two or three times and you still don’t actually understand what’s happening.
Vassa is a teenage girl in Brooklyn who doesn’t really fit in. Her stepsisters don’t understand her and her only real friend is a talking doll named Erg. As a trick (sort of a game of chicken, really), Vassa’s sister insists that Vassa go to the nearby BY’s store, where most people who go in after dark never make it out alive. I thought Vassa was incredibly dumb for even taking her stepsister’s dare, and my opinion of her didn’t improve much throughout the story.
The story is just so bizarre that it’s very hard to follow and I found myself getting bored of it because it was so hard to follow. I kept giving up. I’d read a chapter or two and put it down to do something more interesting. That’s never a good sign.
There was very little about the first half of this story that I liked. I never had a single character that I clicked with who kept me reading. I never had a moment where I was excited about what I was reading. Even the climax wasn’t terribly exciting for me besides the fact that I was almost done with the book.
The story only really started to improve when it was in its last twenty pages or so. Once the loose ends started getting wrapped up, I finally started feeling like the story was falling into place. Unfortunately, that’s not exactly encouraging. I had to put up with 270 pages before that.
(Some of you are probably wondering why I even bothered finishing this. I own it, bought through Uppercase. I felt obligated to read it all the way to the end.)
It was just too much. It tries to play into many fairy tale tropes while simultaneously turning them on their head. But it felt like it was trying to do this with every trope instead of just focusing on a couple. It’s overwhelming. Not one I’ll be reading again.