So…I can feel a number of you already questioning my sanity.
Since like, April, I’ve been working on learning French. While I do not claim to be great at it, I can read it better than I can speak it or hear it. I’ve watched a few movies in French and I can more or less follow along with what’s happening 60-70% of the time. Those seem like pretty good numbers.
It just so happened that my very lovely library system had Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, my favorite of the books, in French. I’d been wanting to try my hand at reading a book in French for a while now, and there was no question it had to be a Harry Potter book. It was a story I was familiar with enough to understand what was supposed to be happening and also popular enough that I stood a chance of having access to it without buying it.
It’s been slow progress. I’ll start it and twenty minutes later have only read 4-6 pages. But it’s a challenge that’s kind of fun. (Not to mention the looks I get from coworkers when I tell them what I’m doing. I swear, half the stuff I do like this is 50% my own satisfaction and 50% for their reactions.)
What’s kind of funny is how some of the words get changed across different languages. Those of you who are bilingual already know this, but I’m new to this and it’s entertaining.
For example, Hogwarts is rechristened Poudlard. That threw me for a loop when I first started. And, while I’m not to Harry starting Hogwarts (excuse me, Poudlard) yet, I’m pretty sure Snape name has been changed to Rogue. I’m not even making this up. I thought it was a little heavy-handed, since Snape does actually go rogue on Voldemort, but then I learned that rogue in French translates to “arrogant” and I decided it was a lot heavy-handed.
But you want to know the best translation? They don’t have a word for “wand” in French, so “wand” is known as baguette magique. Every single time, I picture Harry brandishing a baguette when casting spells and it’s worth it.
Learning a new language is hard. I’m terrible at conjugating verbs. (That’s the entire reason I struggled with Spanish in school.) But by listening to the language and reading it, I feel like I’ve been learning it a little faster than I would be if I were in a classroom setting. I’m setting my pace, I’m doing what I’m interested in doing, and I’m developing a pretty good understanding of their grammar and syntax, not to mention the etymology of where a lot of our English words come from.
Anyway, I thought I’d bring a little levity to all of this. We’re into our final days and it could get a little sappy as I look back on this past month.