First Lines: I’m on the toilet at the 9:30 Club, and I’m wondering how mermaids pee. This isn’t random. There’s a mermaid Barbie attached to the door of the bathroom here. Which is a pretty odd choice for a bathroom mascot. If that’s even a thing.
Hey guys! So I got this as an ARC ages ago and forgot I had it…(oops?)…but I did manage to finish it around the time it came out! (It released yesterday.) At least I’m timely! Anyway, I had to give this book a try.
Molly knows all about crushes and unrequited love, since she’s had twenty-six crushes throughout her life. And it doesn’t matter how many times her twin sister Cassie tells her to get out there because Molly can’t stand the idea of being rejected. Fat girls never win the guy in movies. When a cute girl comes into Cassie’s life, Molly finds herself suddenly alone and dealing with her sister’s love life. Luckily, Cassie’s new girlfriend brings with her a cute hipster boy. If Molly can win him over, he could be her first kiss. The only problem is Reid, Molly’s chubby Tolkein-superfan coworker. Because there’s no way Reid could be cuter than the hipster…right?
I was up and down with this book. There are some very intelligent observations in this book about family, relationships, and friends. I appreciated those. I also really liked its portrayal of love in all its forms. (We have lesbian parents, another couple involving one female who is gay and one female who is pansexual, and straight couples too.) I didn’t feel like it was trying to make a big flashy point like, “LOOK! WE HAVE A GAY COUPLE HERE! PRAISE ME FOR ADDING GAY CHARACTERS!” It felt more natural. No one questioned why anyone was gay or straight or anything else. It was just their normal.
I also liked the portrayal of those uncomfortable feelings, like being a third wheel or having an unconventional, politically-incorrect, probably racist grandmother making uncomfortable comments in front of other people. (As cringe-y as she was, I did like Grandma Betty.) And the truths about dealing with misogyny, weight, social pressures, etc. This book covered a lot of ground.
I liked that the main characters included so many diverse types. Molly is, by her own admission, a big girl. She has two moms, one white and one black. Her twin sister is gay. Molly’s friends include total nerds and hipsters. So it was cool to see how some of this played out throughout the story. And, of course, I love people who are unapologetic nerds. The ones who like what they like and everyone else can take it or leave it. There are a few of those in this story too.
But there were also things I didn’t like. I didn’t like the constant (and I mean constant) profanity. And boy, do they get creative with it. I think every other page had some form of profanity on it. Yes, I know people curse, but this was prolific.
I also thought a lot of the dialogue was unnecessarily vulgar and forced. I have lived a quarter of a century and I have never had 60% of the conversations Molly and her friends have about female bodies, boys, sex, etc. Nor have I heard most of those conversations at any point. At first it felt fine, like it was a little bit of a shock factor but whatever. But the longer it kept going on, the more it sounded like that attention-grabbing student who blurts out dirty comments in order to get the class to pay attention to them. It was more annoying than anything.
It just all came across as kind of eh to me. I keep picking it up and then losing interest. Not that it wasn’t good in a lot of ways, but it just didn’t keep my attention. But given its high rating on Goodreads, it’s working for a lot of people. Just not me.